Not Untitled.
It’s a little hot out.

It’s a little hot out.

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

I’m obviously learning German right now and the only color the app has taught me thus far is white which seems oddly German.

(I’m sorry Germans, you’re not all bad it was just an easy joke)

I love this.

I love this.

I always assume that people my age who have a lot of children just don’t know what causes pregnancy because who has four kids by age 26 on purpose?

I received my training shirt for the Zion half marathon :)

I received my training shirt for the Zion half marathon :)

It’s basically a way for drunk me to send sober me a present two days later
Amazon Prime (via jerrysdrywall)
themaninthegreenshirt:

Hunter S. Thompson, Mexico, 1974

themaninthegreenshirt:

Hunter S. Thompson, Mexico, 1974